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Sloth Mug — “I’ll Get There. Eventually.”
“I’ll Get There. Eventually.”
For slow starters, chronic snoozers and people who remain impressively calm about the concept of “soon.”
Launch sale · 20% off through Sep 5
11oz $19.99$24.99
15oz $23.99$29.99
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Why they’ll get the joke
It takes a perfectly normal promise and removes every trace of urgency. With a sloth delivering the message, “eventually” feels less like a delay and more like a philosophy.
Who it’s perfect for
Made for sloth fans, procrastinators, students, laid-back coworkers and anyone whose timeline has always been more of a rough draft.
Good reasons to gift it
- birthday
- coworker gift
- graduation
- study gift
- just because
Pick the size
11oz or 15oz?
Same joke, different caffeine commitment.
| Size | Approx. dimensions | List | Current sale | Best for |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11oz | 3.74″ H × 3.15″ diameter | $24.99 | $19.99 | Compact desks, standard coffees, safer default gift |
| 15oz | 4.61″ H × 3.43″ diameter | $29.99 | $23.99 | Bigger drinks, fewer refills, long shifts |
Material & care
Glossy white ceramic. Microwave-safe and dishwasher-safe, or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.
Made to order
Your gift is made after you order instead of sitting in a pile of pre-printed stock. Simple, practical, and a little less wasteful.
A note on the artwork
Some illustrations use AI-assisted tools as part of the creative process. We choose, edit, prepare and quality-check the final artwork before it goes on a product.
Quick answers
Sloth Mug FAQ
Does the sloth mug come in both sizes?
Yes. Choose 11oz for a classic everyday mug or 15oz for the person who would rather carry more coffee than make another refill.
Can it go in the microwave and dishwasher?
Yes. The glossy white ceramic mug is microwave-safe and dishwasher-safe. Hand washing with warm water and dish soap is fine too.
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