See it →Personality gifts
Funny gifts for sarcastic people
For the person who likes their affection dry, deadpan and nowhere near a motivational quote.
Match the level of bite they already use themselves. If they would say it, you are probably in the right place.
See it →Make it feel like them
The easiest way to get the gift right is to pick a joke they already make about themselves — the kind that makes you think of them before you have even finished reading it.